some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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