why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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