I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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