I'm really into asian looking animals
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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