I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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