Sponge bath it is.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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