so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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