Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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