it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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