THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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