I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
