I love black thongs
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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