also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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