i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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