Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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