Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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