so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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