a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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