worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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