My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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