She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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