everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.