'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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