I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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