Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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