I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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