she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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