wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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