Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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