Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize