No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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