She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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