if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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