Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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