I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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