i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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