On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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