She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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