Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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