i just wanna soil my oats bro
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I could fuck to npr.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
