In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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