im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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