ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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