I look better un-naked...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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