She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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