I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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