She said her name was "party"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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