so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
how drunk are you?
Several
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
