Ambien. No doubt about it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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