dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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