How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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