try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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