you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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