Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Randomize
