Do you still have your period?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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