i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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