are you still at the devil's house?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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