BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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